The clever, funny, rediculous, intellectual and sometimes sexy status updates of Jonathan:

Hello! You're a sexy, smart, confident, lady who's feeling adventuresome!

I'm a fun, good looking 26 year old guy searching for my next great date. Activities I enjoy:
• Trying new foods, restaurants and culinary experiences
• Dancing at the discothèques (I'm a pretty good dancer and will teach you a move... So you need to learn one to teach me too!)
• Visiting haunted places... I'm still trying to find a girl that will stay at the haunted hotel in Colorado Springs with me...
• Walking by the Cherry Creek or Platte River
• Going the museums or the aquarium
• Eating out at the swanky restaurants my friends own
• Snuggling and watching documentaries about history (Have you see the recent National Geographic episode about how they pretty conclusively found the location of Atlantis? Fascinating stuff!)
• I'm something of a socialite so you should be prepared to get dolled up and be my arm candy at swanky functions where I pretend to be important.
• Drinking margaritas on patios and coming up with diabolical schemes
I find adventure in almost everything I do in life, and dating is no exception, in fact I once literally caught on fire during a first date, great story, ask me about it sometime.

The slightly oxymoronic, philosophically quizzical most clever cocktail toast of 2011. Best used when accompanying the most capricious of antics.

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